so a certain friend of mine who shall remain nameless thinks that i should love them.....

• me: .i guess i love you..i have to if im ur mistress lol
• her: exactly! you can't stand the thought of me going to sadies with someone else, so you HAD to choose someone with a name similar to my date.
• i don't know how that made sense in my head...
• ....she needs help HAHAHAAH